there, would have been celebrating a hat-trick tonight. But two of his goals were

chalked off for offside, correctly 🍐 so, after which point the entire Parisian edifice

crumbled. Having dominated for most of the tie, they collectively Devon Loch-ed 🍐 it

along the final stretch, and a spirited Real Madrid, propelled by the genius of Karim

Benzema and Luka Modrić, 🍐 snatched the quarter-final place from under their nose. An